Friday, June 18, 2010

I've Got The Answer to The Oil Spill

It came to me this morning as I arose at 515. They have been dealing with the oil gusher in the gulf for almost two months now. I'm no environmentalist, but this is ridiculous. Even a guy like me can understand that this is doing long term damage to the eco-system. We can get a man on the moon- why can't we stop some oil from coming out of the floor of the ocean? I know why- because its a mile down thats why- and the psi down there is about 2400 lbs per sq. inch.
 
Here's a list of a few ways I think that we could clog that hole.
 
1. Shove a few rolls of toilet paper in it. Toilet paper clogs stuff all the time.
2. Have a national contest of ideas- the one that wins gets 1 million dollars.
3. two words- Chuck Norris.
4. drop a piece of concrete the size of football field on it.
5. Talk to the guys from UAE- they built a whole city in the middle of the ocean, they've got to know something.
6. Instead of sending President Obama to talk to BP send the Rev. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton to talk to them. I dont know how, but those dudes know how to get it done. Remember when Jesse Jackson negotiated the release of those Amercian soldiers?
7. Put a bomb down there and implode it.
8. Get a really big bottle of Dawn dish soap- you've seen the commercials- it takes grease out of your way.
9. Can't James Cameron do something? He had all those slick submersibles in Titanic.
10. Do a "Armageddon" reversal- instead of a bunch of guys from an oil rig going to space to save the world, get a bunch of astronauts to go down to the bottom of the ocean to save the world. They can make the submersible out of Unobtanium.
 
What are your ideas?

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